A beautiful weekend in October
With all annoyingly sober
We met up in Slyne
At the relevant time
To go out for a r*n all over

The start was a little confusing
White Noise had maybe been boozing?
But off we all went
To the canal we were sent
for a Hash we all found enthusing

The Bay Gateway was peaceful and silent
We all stopped to gaze at the giant
Stood on the bridge
Wait now what’s this?
“On on” the call came loud and strident

The circle was held in the car park
The down downs were right on the mark
A new name was discussed
“Nipple Tweaker” determined just
This Hashing is oh such a lark!

On on!
Group Sax